Rodney Mullen, some old skool gnar shreddin’! Uno mas.
White Wine - a new white person complaint every... →
cultrvultr Either this guy gets laid all the time or never at all. Both are equally likely.
Video representation of what happened to my crotchal region after last year’s trip to Rosarito. Damn sorority skankbag.
57 year old legend
Pizza Hut's cheese ain't no good →
Pizza Hut’s salt, starch, and water-laden “Pizza Cheese” does not conform to FDA standards of identity for Mozzarella.
Hot Chicks With Douchebags dot Com →
another hilarious site showcasing New Jersey’s finest
Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians dot Com →
ridiculously long url’s make me happy
Monkey Pee Monkey Do (no, I didn’t come up with that caption. kinda wish I did.)
What I aspire to be: a 31 yr old long-haired, slightly overweight skate board slalom expert
Muffin top - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are...– Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt, 1979
Patton Oswald on KFC's Famous Bowls
The gravy, which I remembered as being tangy and delicious in my youth, tasted like the idea of blandness, but burned and then salted to cover the horrid taste. The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they’d read The Artist’s Way and said, “I’m going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!” The corn tasted like it had been...