Wife: Do you want to get together for lunch?
Me: Are you pregnant?
Wife: What do you mean, 'am I pregnant?'
Me: We don't do this much. Are you going to announce something? What's up.
Wife: No, I'm not pregnant.
Me: Are you sure? I could find a place with stairs.
Wife: You're paying.
Where's Cool? →
syntheticpubes: Hipster travel tips and city guides—like Yelp with an age limit. Oh and there’s an ad made on a $5 budget. Pretty rad site. Join up and add some of your favorite dives, underground joints, and other gems in urban locales.
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Coldplay's Band Rules →
youdontgetit-doyou: tumbledore: During Chris Martin’s interview with 60 Minutes the camera paused long enough on the wall of his London studio for this dude to freeze the frame and copy them down: 1. Albums be no longer than 42 minutes, 9 tracks. 2. Production must be amazing, but with space, not overlayered, less tracks, more quality, groove and swing. Drums/rhythm are the most crucial...
Social Collapse Best Practices →
youdontgetit-doyou: givemesomethingtoread: The idea that the USA will go the way of the USSR seemed preposterous at the time. It doesn’t seem so preposterous anymore. I take it some of you are still hedging your bets. How is that hedge fund doing, by the way? terrifying
whiskey, 4am, shit we probably all agree on...
syntheticpubes: (rediscovered this draft from a few nights ago) so back in the day people would listen to songs on the radio and not pay for them. if a song drove them nuts in a good way they’d go track down the record and buy it. now imagine piracy as a really good radio station. so good it’s like willy wonka’s chocolate factory, but for your ear holes. pandora/last.fm/etc are for lazy...
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The $8 Chocolate Bar →
whatson: jingc: Their thinking is that the little boost of, say, pricey chocolate, might not be solely about mood but about responding to threats to status or competence, Rucker told me. Ideally you would respond to such challenges directly: standing up to a boss who is pushing you around, demonstrating skill to silence skeptics and so on. But often the sources of undermined confidence are...
To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume...– Nietzsche (via psychotherapy) (via whatson)