Philthy's Diversions

Checking out how traffic gets to this stupid blog (I nerd out on Google Analytics for a living, so it spills into my non-work), I’m pretty pumped to know in the last 30 days Philthy’s Diversions has been reached by the following Google searches:

1. Down jacket fetish
2. Brazilian girls farting
3. 3D cgi centaur gang bang
4. bacon and rocketry
5. t-rex jesus
6. where to get edible panties in new york
7. jessica rabbit lesbian
8. moms ass
9. student orgy
10. naked japanese women in phone booth

I feel this is quite indicative of my blog’s high brow content and overall quality. For not running a pr0n site (and trying to keep this blog somewhat pg, at least as my (twisted) mind sees it), I sure get some strange visitors. I almost feel bad for the passionate down jacket lovers who reach my site in vain.

…and for that, I’m sorry. Enjoy these lovely North Face-clad Asian amateurs.