Photo reblogged from The Clearly Dope with 288 notes
Stainless Steel Refrigerator: I’m not running anywhere Cruise. Let’s settle this shit. Right here. Right now.
Tom Cruise: I once killed an all-in-one fax, printer and copier with my bare hands. They haven’t been clean since. Justice doesn’t wash off.
<They start making out>
lmao the guy in the back though
Tom Cruise making out with a fridge.
Guy In Background: das gay