I CANNOT EVEN
(via filthyphil)
The Pinkey’s Special is kinda expensive for what it is if you ask me.
Brothel menu. circa 1912 (via occasionalacidflashback)
Always ask to hear the specials. filthyphil: Brothel menu, via 1912
This kind of a menu is referenced in every Evelyn Waugh novel; I always just thought he was making a joke about how...
Man, I have a hard enough time ordering at Chinese restaurants, so this would be particularly onerous for me. Don’t they...
Oh my!