This Thomas Jefferson quote is conveniently ignored by those who treat the Founding Fathers as semi-divine figures and insist on an “originalist” interpretation of the Constitution.
Bad Lip Reading did Rick Perry. It’s glorious.
…and save a pretzel FOR THE GAS JETS.
Source: The Huffington Post
So be Patriotic. Go out there and get rich. Get so obnoxiously rich that when that tax bill comes , your first thought will be to choke on how big a check you have to write. Your 2nd thought will be “what a great problem to have”, and your 3rd should be a recognition that in paying your taxes you are helping to support millions of Americans that are not as fortunate as you.
Here’s why I find it impossible to be a Republican: any crowd that instantly cheers the execution of 234 individuals is a crowd I want to flee, not join.
Church. Closes Food Bank. Because it attracts. POOR. PEOPLE.
“Blessed are the poor, for yours is the kingdom of Heav—” oh wait, fuck that. Who wants to deal with icky poor people?!
“A food bank is a social service and that is not who we are.”
“It’s attracting a lot of street people that made it uncomfortable.”
…so tell me again what did you think a food bank did/was?
This is simply The Daily Show at its best. Amazing. Dylan said, “The truth is just…a collage of pictures.” In the Daily Show’s case, The truth is just a collage of video…with commentary.
Cory Doctorow: “I swear, I don’t know why they air The Daily Show at night: I love it first thing in the morning, just the tonic to ginger up the blood.”